Carterisms #3

So today I was taking Carter to the bathroom and he insisted we lock the door. I said this wasn't necessary because Turner was in his highchair and no one else was around. He proceeds to say "but what about Frosty, Santa and Husker Red?". I had to assure him Husker Red lived down at the UNL campus and Frosty and Santa lived at the North Pole. Only then could he "go in peace".